Two Wizards

A comedy podcast about wizards by Tom McLean

One thousand years ago, an oracle wrote a prophecy. She predicted that some Australian comedians would think it'd be a good idea to pretend to be wizards and make up a bunch of hilarious garbage off the top of their heads and record it into a microphone. The townsfolk described the prophecy as “basically gibberish” and petitioned the wizard Michael Storm to turn her into a nest of bees. He did, and the villagers ate future-honey forever.

Some time later, Michael Storm made a deal with a demon: in exchange for supreme magical power, he would talk into a portal for twenty minutes once a month.

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Episode 11: Quelanie (Elly Squire)

21 Dec, 2015

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The portal interrupts Michael and Queliane as they shop for supplies. Michael doesn't want to talk about his bad month, Quelanie shows gryphons.

A runic inscription around the podcast reads:
Follow Tom on Twitter at @mcccclean and Elly at @claracupcakes.

Episode 10: Steam Giant (Mitch Alexander)

21 Nov, 2015

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The portal interrupts Michael as he battles the guardian of the orb at the base of steam mountain.

A runic inscription around the podcast reads:
Follow Tom on Twitter at @mcccclean and Mitch at @_philosophica.

Episode 9: Voldemort (Sarah Jones)

21 Oct, 2015

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The portal interrupts Michael while he helps Voldemort unpack an infinite box. Voldemort is preparing for some pranks, Michael is helping a baker.

A runic inscription around the podcast reads:
Follow Tom on Twitter at @mcccclean and Sarah at @sarahjonesvent.

Episode 8: Ranunculus (James Fahy)

21 Sep, 2015

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The portal interrupts Michael as he and Ranunculus prepare a giant paella for the equinox. Michael's been hunting clouds, Ranunculus is building a manse.

A runic inscription around the podcast reads:
Keep up with James' gigs on his Facebook page and follow him on twitter at @jamesfahy.

Episode 7: Cryogenix and Brian, Lord of Space (Sophie Kneebone and Matt Saraceni)

21 Aug, 2015

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The portal interrupts Michael as he plays a game of wizard bocce with Brian Lord of Space and Cryogenix. BLoS&C have been questing for restaurants, fairies have been too happy.

A runic inscription around the podcast reads:
Follow Sophie on Twitter at @SophieKneebone and Matt at @iamnotmatt.

Episode 6: Jebidiah Winter (Peter C Hayward)

21 Jul, 2015

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The portal interrupts Michael as he has an injury tended to by Jebidiah Winter. Jebidiah has been keeping bees, someone claims to have killed a unicorn.

A runic inscription around the podcast reads:
Follow Tom on Twitter at @mcccclean and Peter at @peterchayward.

Episode 5: Professor Lightballoon (Martin Dunlop)

21 Jun, 2015

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The portal interrupts Michael as he walks past Professor Lightballoon. Michael has been fixing a spell, the Professor has had some health issues.

A runic inscription around the podcast reads:
Follow Tom on Twitter at @mcccclean and Martin at @sancezvasquez.

Episode 4: Krundar (Peter Jones)

21 May, 2015

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The portal interrupts Michael while he's hiking with Krundar. Krundar has been building a boat, Michael is looking for a book.

A runic inscription around the podcast reads:
Follow Tom on Twitter at @mcccclean and Peter at @peterthejones.

Episode 3: Flashstone (Lauren Bok)

21 Apr, 2015

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The portal interrupts Michael while he practices a ritual with the wizard Flashstone. Flashstone is turning into a dragon, the moon got blasted out into space.

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Follow Tom on Twitter at @mcccclean and Lauren at @bokla.

Episode 2: Millwok (Harrison Engstrom)

21 Mar, 2015

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The portal interrupts Michael at a sleepover with his friend Millwok. Millwok's trying to reunite with a childhood friend, Michael has a plan to fool a fairy.

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Follow Tom on Twitter at @mcccclean and Harrison at @harrisonthefan.

Episode 1: Griff the Ineffable (Tom Lang)

21 Feb, 2015

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The portal interrupts Michael as he duels his rival, Griff the Ineffable. Griff talks about encrusting, Michael made a pilgrimage.

A runic inscription around the podcast reads:
Follow Tom on Twitter at @mcccclean and Tom at @langaround.